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after being a star Seattle Pilot's player and manager, i couldn't hack it. player's whining about their salaries, stadium's falling apart, hot dogs start containing actual meat; it was all just too much. especially considering i am getting on in years. heck, when i died, i was shocked! these days, i'm a plucky frat guy in Cleveland who dedicates his life to the coordination of the restoration of the bluebird in Wisconsin while maintaining high social status as a food caterer for movie 'staaas' in Hollywood. so naturally, i enjoy dressing up as the leader (and only member) of the "White Stars & Red Forks" biker gang. thankfully, this little hobby doesn't take any time away from my other calling, acting in Picasso at the Lapin Agile playing the role of Einstein! the role serves me well at my job as analytical support chemist for the "Drug Discovery Program" at "Northwestern" and in the prestigious position of gourmet celebrity chef in Santa Cruz, California that is, when i'm not selling illegal fish in Ohio; all positions that i continue to hold and cherish dearly, this video game thing is just an aside... it's no Lucasian Chair, but i don't think i could talk like that guy anyhow. please contact : c a s e m o n @ c a s e m o n . c o m |